butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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