i love accidental penises.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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