Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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