Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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