this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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