i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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