final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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