if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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