I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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