It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My ass is underappreciated
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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