Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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