A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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