i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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