seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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