Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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