found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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