forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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