The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I bet he comes in French.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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