Banned from zoo.
Again?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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