you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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