I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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