That's intense
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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