3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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