Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
