Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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