I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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