: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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