I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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