so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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