don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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