Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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