it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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