threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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