why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Randomize
