watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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