this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
third nipple confirmed
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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