Having a random hookup so left but love u
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
