Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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