she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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