id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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