So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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