I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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