You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
