I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
two words...techno handjob
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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