I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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