Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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