Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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