I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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