STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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