3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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