you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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