Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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